Fuck appropriateness.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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