i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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