Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
