What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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