shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I have already put on my inside pants.
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