I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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