The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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