Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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