got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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