I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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