so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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