READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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