i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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