this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She even gives head with a lisp.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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