shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
