If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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