Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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