Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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