spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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