wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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