im gay
i know
yea but for you.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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