so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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