I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
