you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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