ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
one two three fourrrrnication!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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