If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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