I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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