singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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