Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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