I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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