tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
im six kinds of drunk right now
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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