Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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