True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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