We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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