Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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