People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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