so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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