He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
