But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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