Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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