remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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