The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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