He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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