She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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