That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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