yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I think people are normalizing furries
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