just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
