So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Fuck appropriateness.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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