She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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