the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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