More tranny stories later!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Bring me that man meat
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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